Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who’s the least menopausal of them all?
After a nip, tuck and procedures gory,
Erni’s restored to former glory.
Your image in the glass now pleases
When formerly it evoked, “Oh Jeezes.”
As heads turn and praises mount,
You’ll never miss your “Senior Discount!”
In grateful appreciation,
* All Patients Are Unique and Individual Results May Vary.